#323596 - Luckily the battery was up for starting the cunt or the fucking Glencoe massacre would have had a couple or more cunts added, like me and Al but we fucked off a bit smartish down towards the sea, Kinlock-fucking-leven, or is it Fuckinloch leven, we couldn't figure it out and then as tghe dawn broke over the mountains flooding the sea lock with its golden glow, good eh, nicked that form a book in the library we rolled into Fort William. Get me down, he says, well I couldn't leave him swinging could I, I ain't heartless even to pedos, so I gets a platform Trolley and stands on it and cuts him down, Splat. Forbsie, he fucked off with Sandra 'bout an hour ago, Al said, Not like her to hang about, wham bang where's me twenty quid that's our Sandra.