(C96) [M屋 (みこやん)] タキさんのHな本 (ソウルキャリバー) [英訳]
#296081 - However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, Daddy! Daddy! Mommy almost died this morning! What? What happened, Lucy? Tell Daddy! Well, mumbled Lucy, this morning I found Mommy lying on the kitchen floor with her legs straight up in the air, shouting,'Oh, Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!' It's a good thing the mailman was holding her down or she'd have gone to heaven!. Daddy! What's wrong with Tiddles? Daddy gently said, I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy. But why are his legs sticking up in the air, Daddy? asked Lucy, as she fought back the tears.